StarShatters: so do you remember anything
AceSpades: Well, I was walking to the mailboxes at my apt complex and I got hit in the back of the damn head.
AceSpades: That’s all I remember.
StarShatters: go to the manager to see if they have security footage or something
StarShatters: so long as youre okay obviously
AceSpades: Yeah, I’m alright and that’s probably a good idea.
terminallyContagious: Is it just me, or does shit seem to have hit the fan?
ThrowingAwayMyShot: At high velocity.
AceSpades: Fuck.
StarShatters: what happened ace
AceSpades: Turns out I’m far from the only one having a problem right now.
StarShatters: how so
AceSpades: The apartment complex manager is chewing out these three fuckboys, two of them look injured.
AceSpades: Apparently one of them stole something from some dude named Ross, and he and some of his friends decided to get some payback.
StarShatters: what, like THAT ross?
NoTalkMeIAngy: what are you TALKING ABOUT noah
StarShatters: oh shit im talking like you now caroline ;)
StarShatters: anyway this dude i went to middle with
StarShatters: well known for getting in fights, getting suspended, all that shit
StarShatters: apparently now they call him Terror Rossy or something like that
AceSpades: yep
AceSpades: We’re definitely talking about the same dude, someone just mentioned that nickname.
StarShatters: i mean everyone knew not to fuck with that guy
StarShatters: maybe he had it out for you for some reason?
AceSpades: I doubt it, I’d never even heard of him before.
AceSpades: BRB I’ll update you once I have more info
StarShatters: okay
NoTalkMeIAngy: @StarShatters fuck you
StarShatters: ;)
terminallyContagious: jesus fuck. get a damn room, you two
ThrowingAwayMyShot: ^
>NoTalkMeIAngy left the server.
StarShatters: dammit guys look what you did
ThrowingAwayMyShot: To be fair to my wonderfully socially inept friend here, he was surprisingly totally correct about the course of action that ought to have been taken in this situation.
terminallyContagious: Surprisingly???
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Take the compliement, miscreant.
StarShatters: @terminallyContagious if you try to wingman me again im blocking you
terminallyContagious: ok I won’t but that wasn’t even what I was doing lmao
StarShatters: @ThrowingAwayMyShot you arent helping
ThrowingAwayMyShot: But of course, I only want what is best for my dear sister, despite her… temper issues.
StarShatters: thanks for the sibling endorsement theo but youre kinda just pissing her off more
ThrowingAwayMyShot: But of course, twins have a documented tendency to engage in such a thing.
StarShatters: eh fair enough
AceSpades: new information
StarShatters: spill
AceSpades: So the events went like this, as far as I can tell: Thing #2 gets into a shouting match with Ross at 7/11 at approximately 11 PM last night. Thing #1 goes in to steal his headphones, for some fucking reason I don’t know I’m not that kinda dumbass. Thing #3 revs up his car to get the other two out of there. Then at 5 pm, Ross and this one other guy beat the door lock on Thing #1’s apartment open. They fight, Ross gets his headphones by smacking Thing #1 in the face, Thing #2 punches the other guy but breaks his damn fingers.
AceSpades: They’re calling a fucking ambulance this is so stupid. Anyway, Ross and the other guy immediately book it out of there. Thing #3 is now pissed at the other two because Ross keyed his car while he was being the getaway driver for the other two dumbasses.
StarShatters: do you know their names
AceSpades: I refuse to.
StarShatters: so it was ross that attacked you
AceSpades: Probably, but it doesn’t seem right to me.
StarShatters: hmm
AceSpades: I mean, I wasn’t involved in that incident. Hell if I’d walk into a 7/11 willingly. Also, who was the person trolling us?
StarShatters: i mean it might have been ross fucking with us
StarShatters: i was in a discord server he pulled a long con on once it was a wild ride
StarShatters: he pretended to be a 12 year old girl to mess with one of the mods who was probably a nonce. the guy asked for pictures and then ross leaked the dms, but only ross got banned ‘for violating discord terms of service’
terminallyContagious: Wait, really?
StarShatters: yeah true story
terminallyContagious: What happened to the server after that?
StarShatters: i left obviously
terminallyContagious: oh