ThrowingAwayMyShot: Salutations, my aspiring thespian rival.
Mariel: Aspiring? Theo I beat your north side asses in the last three competitions
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Your assessment of our shared competitive record is intentionally disingenuous. Case in point: I did not attend two of the three contests you are referring to, and the third one was a fluke due to a horrific conflict of interest with the presiding judges.
Mariel: Its 2021 and you still listen to hamilton lmao
ThrowingAwayMyShot: What a bold proclamation, coming from someone living in such the metaphorical glass house as yourself, who decided upon a profile picture of a girl from Touhou Project.
Mariel: I will not have you disrespecting yuuka in my vicinity
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Nonetheless, I did not send contact for the purpose of battling with our digital pens, as entertaining and enjoyable as such an activity is.
Mariel: What do you need
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Have you any knowledge of a user known as @RozkoloraKajVerda#2414?
Mariel: Unfortunately for you no
Mariel: Although
Mariel: I know that that means “PinkAndGreen” in Esperanto
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Esperanto? What a truly interesting turn of events. I assumed the language in question was some obscure backwater Italian dialect.
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Regardless, thank you for what feeble attempt you could manage as for actually helping me out of my current predicament.
Mariel: Wow rude
Mariel: Wait what do you mean predicament
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Due to the sensitive nature of the events currently taking place, I will not inform you of the full details of the current happenings.
Mariel: Uh okay
Mariel: I look forward to kicking your ass at the next one act play theo
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Such an outcome only finds its home in the oddest dreams of a miscreant such as yourself.
AceSpades: goddman wth is hapnig
terminallyContagious: oh shit Ace you’re awake!
AceSpades: tf jsut hapen
AceSpades: I think I got knockd out or someth
terminallyContagious: Are you okay?
AceSpades: Yeah I think so. My head hurts like hell but I do not feel like I have a consussino or anyhting
terminallyContagious: can you unmute noah and theo
AceSpades: uh yeah
>@AceSpades unmuted @StarShatters
>@AceSpades unmuted @ThrowingAwayMyShot
StarShatters: thank you
AceSpades: Okay I backread and who the fuck was that.
terminallyContagious: no clue but they seemed to know a lot about us
NoTalkMeIAngy: don’t forget the STUPID fucking ‘uwu’ speak
terminallyContagious: yeah that creeped me the fuck out
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Fear not, friends, for I have asked around about this mysterious user!
StarShatters: whatd you get
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Apparently, the name means “Pink And Green” in the Esperanto language!
StarShatters: esperanto?
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Esperanto is a constructed language, invented by Polish-Jewish doctor Ludwig Lazer Zamenhof in the year eighteen eighty seven. The design philosophy was to create an auxiliary language that can be spoken by people with different mother tounges. It has, based on varying estimates, two million to ten million speakers worldwide. It even has about thirty thousand native speakers!
StarShatters: how do you type that fast
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Being the president of the drama club allows you access to eldritch forces the likeness of which man is not meant to know.
StarShatters: cant argue with that
AceSpades: Let us change the name away from loss.
>@AceSpades has changed the server name to The Server That Shall Not Be Named
NoTalkMeIAngy: goddamn HARRY POTTER FAN even worse than liking love live
StarShatters: ^
>@Mariel has changed their nickname to Yuuka Kazami’s Wife
RosswoodMac: wtf @Yuuka Kazami’s Wife
Yuuka Kazami’s Wife: Some jackass decided to be disrespectful to her and im being a bitch right back
RosswoodMac: why
RosswoodMac: touhou is k and all but that name is no good
RosswoodMac: all yall are going apeshit lately
RosswoodMac: except amisi he a cool motherfucker
RosswoodMac: cami made me almost fuckin crash my van
RosswoodMac: CJ is CJ
RosswoodMac: and now this bullshit
RosswoodMac: mariel on her own shit
Camikat: you called uwu~
Yuuka Kazami’s Wife: Speak of the devil and she will appear
RosswoodMac: @Camikat fuck you
Yuuka Kazami’s Wife: @Camikat what were you thinking jumping out of ross’ car hes not a good driver anyway
RosswoodMac: fuck you im a better driver than you are
Camikat: I just had something ewse to attend to in the awea uwu~
RosswoodMac: you know i wouldve fuckin dropped you off right
Camikat: a girl’s gotta have her secwets uwu
Yuuka Kazami’s Wife: Wow what a non answer
RosswoodMac: whatever i aint fixing to have a few thousand out of my bank account over some dumb shit you pulled
RosswoodMac: yall dont need a getaway driver yall need a father figure in yalls life
Yuuka Kazami’s Wife: Lmao
Camikat: alwight i wont~~~