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[Direct Message / Theo Hill (ThrowingAwayMyShot) > Marietjie Smith (Mariel)]

ThrowingAwayMyShot: Salutations, my aspiring thespian rival.

Mariel: Aspiring? Theo I beat your north side asses in the last three competitions

ThrowingAwayMyShot: Your assessment of our shared competitive record is intentionally disingenuous. Case in point: I did not attend two of the three contests you are referring to, and the third one was a fluke due to a horrific conflict of interest with the presiding judges.

Mariel: Its 2021 and you still listen to hamilton lmao

ThrowingAwayMyShot: What a bold proclamation, coming from someone living in such the metaphorical glass house as yourself, who decided upon a profile picture of a girl from Touhou Project.

Mariel: I will not have you disrespecting yuuka in my vicinity

ThrowingAwayMyShot: Nonetheless, I did not send contact for the purpose of battling with our digital pens, as entertaining and enjoyable as such an activity is.

Mariel: What do you need

ThrowingAwayMyShot: Have you any knowledge of a user known as @RozkoloraKajVerda#2414?

Mariel: Unfortunately for you no

Mariel: Although

Mariel: I know that that means “PinkAndGreen” in Esperanto

ThrowingAwayMyShot: Esperanto? What a truly interesting turn of events. I assumed the language in question was some obscure backwater Italian dialect.

ThrowingAwayMyShot: Regardless, thank you for what feeble attempt you could manage as for actually helping me out of my current predicament.

Mariel: Wow rude

Mariel: Wait what do you mean predicament

ThrowingAwayMyShot: Due to the sensitive nature of the events currently taking place, I will not inform you of the full details of the current happenings.

Mariel: Uh okay

Mariel: I look forward to kicking your ass at the next one act play theo

ThrowingAwayMyShot: Such an outcome only finds its home in the oddest dreams of a miscreant such as yourself.

 

[Chatlog / | || || |_ ]

AceSpades: goddman wth is hapnig

terminallyContagious: oh shit Ace you’re awake!

AceSpades: tf jsut hapen

AceSpades: I think I got knockd out or someth

terminallyContagious: Are you okay?

AceSpades: Yeah I think so. My head hurts like hell but I do not feel like I have a consussino or anyhting

terminallyContagious: can you unmute noah and theo

AceSpades: uh yeah

>@AceSpades unmuted @StarShatters

>@AceSpades unmuted @ThrowingAwayMyShot

StarShatters: thank you

AceSpades: Okay I backread and who the fuck was that.

terminallyContagious: no clue but they seemed to know a lot about us

NoTalkMeIAngy: don’t forget the STUPID fucking ‘uwu’ speak

terminallyContagious: yeah that creeped me the fuck out

ThrowingAwayMyShot: Fear not, friends, for I have asked around about this mysterious user!

StarShatters: whatd you get

ThrowingAwayMyShot: Apparently, the name means “Pink And Green” in the Esperanto language!

StarShatters: esperanto?

ThrowingAwayMyShot: Esperanto is a constructed language, invented by Polish-Jewish doctor Ludwig Lazer Zamenhof in the year eighteen eighty seven. The design philosophy was to create an auxiliary language that can be spoken by people with different mother tounges. It has, based on varying estimates, two million to ten million speakers worldwide. It even has about thirty thousand native speakers!

StarShatters: how do you type that fast

ThrowingAwayMyShot: Being the president of the drama club allows you access to eldritch forces the likeness of which man is not meant to know.

StarShatters: cant argue with that

AceSpades: Let us change the name away from loss.

>@AceSpades has changed the server name to The Server That Shall Not Be Named

NoTalkMeIAngy: goddamn HARRY POTTER FAN even worse than liking love live

StarShatters: ^

 

[Chatlog / The Gutter Rats]

>@Mariel has changed their nickname to Yuuka Kazami’s Wife

RosswoodMac: wtf @Yuuka Kazami’s Wife

Yuuka Kazami’s Wife: Some jackass decided to be disrespectful to her and im being a bitch right back

RosswoodMac: why

RosswoodMac: touhou is k and all but that name is no good

RosswoodMac: all yall are going apeshit lately

RosswoodMac: except amisi he a cool motherfucker

RosswoodMac: cami made me almost fuckin crash my van

RosswoodMac: CJ is CJ

RosswoodMac: and now this bullshit

RosswoodMac: mariel on her own shit

Camikat: you called uwu~

Yuuka Kazami’s Wife: Speak of the devil and she will appear

RosswoodMac: @Camikat fuck you

Yuuka Kazami’s Wife: @Camikat what were you thinking jumping out of ross’ car hes not a good driver anyway

RosswoodMac: fuck you im a better driver than you are

Camikat: I just had something ewse to attend to in the awea uwu~

RosswoodMac: you know i wouldve fuckin dropped you off right

Camikat: a girl’s gotta have her secwets uwu

Yuuka Kazami’s Wife: Wow what a non answer

RosswoodMac: whatever i aint fixing to have a few thousand out of my bank account over some dumb shit you pulled

RosswoodMac: yall dont need a getaway driver yall need a father figure in yalls life

Yuuka Kazami’s Wife: Lmao

Camikat: alwight i wont~~~

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