RosswoodMac: ah shit
RosswoodMac: well it looks like the good old PD are at my apartment
RosswoodMac: time to dip
Amisi: In motherland, law enforcement do not enter such trivial matters. Or so I have been told. Place I grew up did not have many police.
Camikat: @RosswoodMac need some help owo
RosswoodMac: im gonna have to ride in your fuckin car arent i
RosswoodMac: eh fuck it ill take the blow to my ego to not end up spending 48 hours in jail
Camikat: ill be right owover~
Mariel: @RosswoodMac if you get camelia arrested ill never forgive you
RosswoodMac: that is low on my priorities right now i need to get the fuck outta here
Mariel: I mean it, Ross
RosswoodMac: why would camelia get arrested shes a good girl
RosswoodMac: you seem to think so at least
Mariel: Just be careful
RosswoodMac: you think i aint careful in situations like this
RosswoodMac: i aint gonna wrap my friends in something i cant unwrap them from
Mariel: Ive got my eyes on you
RosswoodMac: yeah yeah
EarthWindFire: Ross are you
EarthWindFire: In trouble with the damn
EarthWindFire: Cops again?
RosswoodMac: okay hoe ass CJ this time it wasnt my damn fault
RosswoodMac: or the other guy started it you know what i mean
Mariel: “This time”
RosswoodMac: fuck you suck my dick
Mariel: Im not into that.
RosswoodMac: does it look like i give a tweakers ass
Mariel: ?
RosswoodMac: never mind heres cami howd she get here so fast
Mariel: Please stop her from texting and driving ross
RosswoodMac: dont worry i will
RosswoodMac: somehow she knew which way i ran from the 12
RosswoodMac: alright im in ill update you as we go
>SummerSoryu has joined the server.
terminallyContagious: Kara?
SummerSoryu: Thats my NAME. Don’t wear it out.
terminallyContagious: anyway
SummerSoryu: ANYWAY.
SummerSoryu: @AceSpades are you OKAY after all that BULLSHIT
AceSpades: Uh… I guess.
SummerSoryu: I mean do you need MEDICAL ATTENTION, that kind of okay.
AceSpades: No no just bruises and scrapes no bleeding. I’ll have to sit down for a while but I am a-ok. It’ll take more than just one sucker punch to land me in the hospital, trust me.
SummerSoryu: You’re an OVERCONFIDENT DICKWEED, but that’s good, at least.
SummerSoryu: One POSITIVE outcome of this situation.
terminallyContagious: anyway, anything else to report?
AceSpades: I’m having the manager look at the security footage for me.
terminallyContagious: yes yes good idea
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Suspicious criminals nevertheless are caught by the wonders of modern technology.
AceSpades: This is weird.
SummerSoryu: SPILL
AceSpades: So she found the period where I got knocked out. The camera feed seems to have been deleted for approximately ten seconds between me standing there minding my own business and sitting there on my side knocked out.
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Hark! It seems I have spoken too soon! I will decamp to sulk elegantly about my foolishness!
AceSpades: But that’s not even the weirdest part. For the next two minutes there’s a black box – like a censor(?) – on the top half of the frame, and when you skip past it there’s just my phone there on the ground.
terminallyContagious: so this person is a hacker?
terminallyContagious: not incongruous with what we know about T. Rossy
StarShatters: incongruous? Jo? Really?
terminallyContagious: fuck now im talking like theo gonna go die rq
AceSpades: No, not a hacker. These are CCTV - i.e. Closed Circuit – not connected to the internet.
terminallyContagious: oh fuck
AceSpades: They’re starting an investigation about it now but I need to sit the fuck down because I took quite a beating.
StarShatters: get well soon
terminallyContagious: yeah, but we still need to investigate this
StarShatters: how
AceSpades: How?
SummerSoryu: HOW
StarShatters: jynx
SummerSoryu: FUCK
terminallyContagious: well its simple really
terminallyContagious: uh hello
RozkoloraKajVerda: Hewwo! Yow’ve weached Rozkolora kaj Verda’s automatic responder (AR). I’m cuwwently unawvailabuw – check back later!
terminallyContagious: what
RozkoloraKajVerda: Enter a command.
terminallyContagious: what is this
RozkoloraKajVerda: The AutoResponder software v12.33.91A is designed to automatically respond to Direct Messages, customizable to user request. This is the Premium version.
terminallyContagious: who is “RozkoloraKajVerda” really?
RozkoloraKajVerda: The Auto Responder will not divulge this information.
terminallyContagious: what is this account for?
RozkoloraKajVerda: The Auto Responder will not divulge this information.
terminallyContagious: uh
terminallyContagious: This statement is false.
RozkoloraKajVerda: …
RozkoloraKajVerda: It appears you are trying to cause a malfunction using paradoxical statements. This doesn’t work – but due to your behavior you have been blocked. Human operator may reverse this decision on further consideration.
[RozkoloraKajVerda has blocked terminallyContagious]
terminallyContagious: well i tried
terminallyContagious: [Image: Screenshot of the direct message conversation we just saw.]
StarShatters: did you think that was going to work
AceSpades: Well that’s weird… either they’re fucking with you because you’re, well… you, or there’s something more fucked up going on here.
ThrowingAwayMyShot: I’d hazard a guess on the latter, Acerola. While harassing Jonathan is always entertaining, in this case his attempt, though not enlightening, did give us valuable information to further investigation.
terminallyContagious: :/
SummerSoryu: valuable HOW theo
ThrowingAwayMyShot: That remains to be seen. But it has an air of importance and foreboding.
SummerSoryu: you are TESTING my PATIENCE here
ThrowingAwayMyShot: I cannot control your patience, dear sister. That is encumbered solely on you.
SummerSoryu: grr
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Anyway, we ought to reconvene posthaste if we find more information or more developments occur.
StarShatters: are you really saying shit like posthaste in a serious situation
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Yes.
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Speaking of the fine art of investigation. Someone ought to contact our fine detective friend.
SummerSoryu: But he said he was OFFLINE the whole WEEKEND.
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Offline on the Discord, yes. But he specifically said we could call him if an urgent occasion sprung forth, and I’m sure the current happenings qualify.
AceSpades: Who’s gonna call him?
StarShatters: uh
StarShatters: does anyone actually have his number?
SummerSoryu: UH OH
SummerSoryu: we’re FUCKED
>@AceSpades has changed the server name to ALKCNT Amateur Investigations