RosswoodMac: hey fuckups
RosswoodMac: look at this shit
RosswoodMac: [Image of a parked car, with an odd pink-and-green paint job including hearts and other odd abstract drawings]
RosswoodMac: uglass fucking car
RosswoodMac: im finna key it
Camikat: Raŭso I swear to god.
RosswoodMac: bitch
RosswoodMac: i dont remember asking you shit ya pink haired ninny
Camikat: That is my fucking car.
M4r13tj13: What
RosswoodMac: LMFAO
RosswoodMac: that whole ass car looks like an acid trip
RosswoodMac: and why the fuck are you in preppyfuckborhood
Camikat: None of your fuwucking business uwu~
RosswoodMac: ok ima key it now
Camikat: You will find youwself dead in a ditch such that the powoice will not be able to identify youw bowody uwu
M4r13tj13: Jesus christ cami calm the fuck down
RosswoodMac: i was just fucking with you cami i love ya
Camikat: ~owokiedokie!~
EarthWindFire: I…
EarthWindFire: What possessed you
EarthWindFire: to think
EarthWindFire: that that paint job
EarthWindFire: looked good, at all?
RosswoodMac: beats me maybe she was off some jeff shit
Amisi: @Camikat that horrendous art would get you shot in motherland
AceSpades: New name time.
terminallyContagious: Not this shit again
AceSpades: Suggestions?
terminallyContagious: Box of Screaming Cats?
AceSpades: No.
NoTalkMeIAngy: five WEEBS and a fucking PIG
AceSpades: Perfect.
>@AceSpades has changed the server name to Five Weebs and a Pig
StarShatters: ndoawudnawkdjnawdkljbawd!!!
terminallyContagious: idk maybe JANTCK?
NoTalkMeIAngy: the FUCK
AceSpades: Is that supposed to be a RWBY team name or something?
terminallyContagious: Yeah.
terminallyContagious: (J)onathan Kretz (A)cerola Spades (N)oah Starbury (T)heodore Hill (C)aroline Hill (K)arl Lightman
NoTalkMeIAngy: If you’re going to be EXTRA, at least do it CORRECTLY
NoTalkMeIAngy: Also you made YOURSELF the leader.
NoTalkMeIAngy: Like uhh
NoTalkMeIAngy: SLACKT
NoTalkMeIAngy: Noah (S)tarbury, Karl (L)ightman, (A)cerola Spades, (C)aroline Hill, Jonathan (K)retz, (T)heodore Hill
StarShatters: you made me the leader?!!!
StarShatters: how sweet!!
NoTalkMeIAngy: DIE IN A WHOLE
>@AceSpades has muted @NoTalkMeIAngy for 60 minutes: quit being a bitch
AceSpades: Enough of that for a while.
StarShatters: aw she was about to admit her feelings
AceSpades: Do not push her please, she can still read the chat.
ThrowingAwayMyShot: While my absolutely wonderful sister is silenced by the austentatious use of administrator priviledges,
ThrowingAwayMyShot: I would like to postulate that both of you were, in truth, dramatically missing the point.
terminallyContagious: how so?
ThrowingAwayMyShot: I have only watched the series a few times, but this much is clear to me; the names of characters and teams are precisely crafted to evoke a chromatic postulation.
StarShatters: sorry my theo-to-english software is broke today
terminallyContagious: I think they’re trying to say it’s supposed to be a color or make you think of a color.
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Precisely.
terminallyContagious: but what would you suggest theo?
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Hmm…
ThrowingAwayMyShot: ALKCNT (pronounced ‘ablicant’)
ThrowingAwayMyShot: (A)cerola Spades, Karl (L)ightman, Jonathan (K)retz, (C)aroline Hill, (N)oah Starbury, (T)heo Hill
terminallyContagious: Ablicant?
AceSpades: Google says “albicant (not comparable) (rare) Growing or becoming white.”
ThrowingAwayMyShot: It fulfills all the requirements. It is evocative of a color, it has the leader’s name word-initially, and it sounds cool.
terminallyContagious: Yeah I like that.
StarShatters: that is hype
DetectiveProfessorK: Did I Miss Something?
DetectiveProfessorK: Why Is the Server Now Called “Five Weebs and a Pig”
DetectiveProfessorK: I Would Assume That I Am The “Pig”?
terminallyContagious: ig that matches up with kara’s humor
DetectiveProfessorK: Did We Not Just Eight Hours Ago Have the Favorite Anime Conversation Where I Mentioned That My Favorite Anime Is Death Note.
terminallyContagious: lmfao is her memory that shortterm
NoTalkMeIAngy: do NOT subtweet me I AM RIGHT HERE
terminallyContagious: sorry
StarShatters: this isn’t twitter?!!!!! tf?!!!
NoTalkMeIAngy: grrr
StarShatters: …did you just growl at me through text?
AceSpades: @NoTalkMeIAngy calm down or the next click I make is a kick.
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Poetry.
NoTalkMeIAngy: Okay FINE.