To whom it may concern,
The following is the written record of my investigation into these troubling events we’ve found ourselves confronting.
This includes several relevant chatlogs (although the relevance of some may be questionable, we erred on the side of including as much as was necessary) from several Discord servers, multiple images, and several audio recordings that provide evidence that might help us make sense of the mess.
Most of this evidence was helpfully gathered by my younger brother Karl Lightman, so thanks go to him that we even have some leads on this case.
Signed,
Senior Detective X. Lightman
EarthWindFire: I’m curious about something
EarthWindFire: @everyone
Camikat: OwO?
EarthWindFire: What’s y’all’s favorite shows.
EarthWindFire: and why
EarthWindFire: wrong answers only
Camikat: Hmm…
Camikat: You start, CJ.
EarthWindFire: okay fine
EarthWindFire: my favorite show is Once Upon A Time
EarthWindFire: because
EarthWindFire: it’s complex in a way that appeals to me specifically
EarthWindFire: and the characters are compelling.
RosswoodMac: who the fuck pinged me
RosswoodMac: oh
Camikat: My favowite show is Mirai Nikki owo
RosswoodMac: what kind of bs are yall watching nowadays
EarthWindFire: and why?
Camikat: Let me think~
RosswoodMac: my favorite show is south park because its fucking funny
M4r13tj13: Liking south park isnt a personality
M4r13tj13: Hold up scratch that.
M4r13tj13: Its ur personality exactly
M4r13tj13: B as offensive as possible to see how far u can go and how ppl react
RosswoodMac: bitch you arent a fuckin psychiatrist
M4r13tj13: Bite me m8
M4r13tj13: Anyway camelia has been typing for five minutes should we be concerned
EarthWindFire: Let her finish.
Camikat: i just really like the way it bwings out the dolor’ de la koro. the whole arc of Yuno’s character is satisfying to me~ I really like all of the characters but especially her uwu
M4r13tj13: Now im definitely concerned
Camikat: owoat could you mean mariel~
M4r13tj13: Nvm
M4r13tj13: My favorite is Memories of Phantasm if only because there isnt an official touhou anime
Amisi: Let me think
Amisi: I like one with burly men and very angry vampire.
M4r13tj13: Youll have to be more specific
Amisi: I do not remember what show is called in English.
EarthWindFire: did you mean
EarthWindFire: JoJo’s Bizzare Adventure?!
Amisi: Yes that one. I like it very much.
Camikat: ‘burly men and very angry vampire’ andoawundaiwjdnwkldjbn
AceSpades: This server is dreadfully inactive.
AceSpades: @everyone
terminallyContagious: Why.
NoTalkMeIAngy: It’s SEVEN A.M. Ace.
AceSpades: Here is a fun idea.
AceSpades: What is your favorite anime, everyone?
NoTalkMeIAngy: what kind of question is THAT?
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Steven Universe?
AceSpades: That is not an anime.
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Thenceforth, I do refuse to participate in this trivium.
terminallyContagious: is ‘thenceforth’ even a word?
ThrowingAwayMyShot: That, my wonderfully degenerate friend, is something you must find out for yourself.
terminallyContagious: wow what a polite way to say fuck you.
ThrowingAwayMyShot: >;)
StarShatters: what are we talking about
NoTalkMeIAngy: did you JUST NOW wake up NOAH?
StarShatters: immediate aggression from caroline
NoTalkMeIAngy: call me caroline again and I will BREAK your BONES.
StarShatters: okay!!!!
AceSpades: @StarShatters we are each listing our favorite anime, although Theo decided they were too good for it
StarShatters: mine is bnha
NoTalkMeIAngy: basic bitch
NoTalkMeIAngy: mine is evangelion.
ThrowingAwayMyShot: sis
ThrowingAwayMyShot: I know you have an almost omnipresent hypocrisy streak.
ThrowingAwayMyShot: But you somehow managed to outdo your past shadows in terms of hypocrisy in the space of five measly words.
ThrowingAwayMyShot: Well done.
NoTalkMeIAngy: SHUT THE FUCK UP THEODORE
terminallyContagious: ouch you need some burn cream there
terminallyContagious: anyway my favorite anime is Ninjago
StarShatters: what
AceSpaces: the
NoTalkMeIAngy: FUCK
terminallyContagious: Not joking or exaggerating.
AceSpades: This is why no one likes you, Jo.
StarShatters: no let him explain himself
terminallyContagious: It’s produced in Denmark, and is dubbed to wide release elsewhere. The voice actors on it mostly do anime dubbing anyway, and it stylistically and tropewise resembles most shonen anime.
NoTalkMeIAngy: WORST take I have ever seen let me go die rq
terminallyContagious: @AceSpades you haven’t contributed to the discussion you started.
AceSpades: Neither has @DetectiveProfessorK.
terminallyContagious: Stop dodging the question you asked.
AceSpades: Fine. My favorite is Love Live.
terminallyContagious: wh-
NoTalkMeIAngy: degenerate
StarShatters: for once I agree with her
NoTalkMeIAngy: fuck you too noah
DetectiveProfessorK: Why Was I Pinged Twice.
ThrowingAwayMyShot: As always, our night-owl true crime slut cannot be bothered to backread. Absolutely wonderful.
DetectiveProfessorK: Oh. I Did Not Read Up. My Favorite Anime Is Death Note, and Please Do Not Ping Me Like That I See The Messages.
NoTalkMeIAngy: God every SINGLE message he sends gives me whiplash but it also makes me read it in his FUCKING VOICE.
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