RosswoodMac: ay @Amisi i need a solid
Amisi: I do not sell drugs, Ross.
RosswoodMac: gotdamn it
RosswoodMac: its an expression it means i need some help
Amisi: Yes. What do you need, comrade?
RosswoodMac: some preppy son of a hoe stole my damn headphones while i wasnt lookin at the 711
Amisi: Do you know address?
Amisi: Of guy who stole headphones
RosswoodMac: yeah its ███████ ███████ Street Apt. ███
Amisi: you fight well friend why do you think you need me as well
RosswoodMac: this guys got backup i need enough intimidation to scare him into giving it back before he calls his homies
Amisi: And you think Scary Russian Man is enough?
RosswoodMac: yeah lmao
RosswoodMac: i aint fixing to bring a glock into an issue over $5 headphones
Amisi: This calls for expository name change.
>@Amisi has changed their nickname to ударь твое лицо
M4r13tj13: I was going to say dont do that but I know you wont listen to me
M4r13tj13: @ударь твое лицо what does that mean
ударь твое лицо: @M4r13tj13 punch your face
M4r13t13: Lmfao
ударь твое лицо: I am getting in my car.
RosswoodMac: thanks amivrosiy i owe you one
ударь твое лицо: Justice is best served through single punch to jaw.
>@M4r13tj13 has changed their name to Mariel.
Camikat: @RosswoodMac hey would you mind if I tag along uwu
RosswoodMac: ik you can punch a bitch but what the hell are you gonna do with your dunkass watermelon-lookin car in preppyfuckborhood
RosswoodMac: the fuckups they call police would tow it just on principle
Camikat: who said anything about me driving lmao
RosswoodMac: why you hanging around the north side anyway
Camikat: nunya business uwu
Camikat: I’m heading that way.
RosswoodMac: okay dont fuck it up
terminallyContagious: not fucking cool Ace I just made a joke
AceSpades: You have been unmuted for like 13 hours at this point, Jo.
terminallyContagious: oh. I went to bed after I got pissed off lmao.
AceSpades: Anyway, I am going t
terminallyContagious: going to what
StarShatters: what happened to ace
StarShatters: @AceSpades wtf
terminallyContagious: He’s still online…
AceSpades: anlknlklnlllllallllllllllllllll
StarShatters: huh?!!!
>@RozkoloraKajVerda joined the server.
NoTalkMeIAngy: literally WHO
>@AceSpades granted @RozkoloraKajVerda the role: admin
StarShatters: wait what the fuck
terminallyContagious: @RozkoloraKajVerda who are you?
RozkoloraKajVerda: ~Who aren’t I, uwu~
NoTalkMeIAngy: ONE message and I already hate this person.
StarShatters: @RozkoloraKajVerda what did you do to acerola or are you him playing a trick on us
RozkoloraKajVerda: Don’t wowwy, dear, Acerola is just sweeping fow a wittle wile~
terminallyContagious: he’s what now
>@RozkoloraKajVerda has changed the server name to | || || |_
terminallyContagious: Dead meme.
[Chatlog / The Gutter Rats]
Mariel: @Camikat @ударь твое лицо @RosswoodMac are you guys okay
Mariel: You all went offline at once
Camikat: we’we fine uwu~
ударь твое лицо: Ross got his headphones back, and no one was seriously injured.
Mariel: Define seriously
ударь твое лицо: Ross punched one guy in jaw, someone else probably broke his fingers trying to hit me.
Camikat: owo and I puwunched some dick who was twying to catcall me
Mariel: Oh damn
Mariel: What happened to him
Camikat: He went down in wone hit uwu
Camikat: What a simp uwu
Camikat: *wimp
Mariel: Aduawbdwabdkajbwljawndlawjdn
Camikat: abouwt to do something vewy dangewes
Mariel: What
Mariel: @Camikat you just beat the shit out of some dickwad what are you gonna do now
Mariel: Camelia Drapeau answer me right the fuck now
Mariel: @ударь твое лицо whatd she do
ударь твое лицо: Camelia just jumped out of Ross car while it was moving.
Mariel: I cant even be surprised at this point
EarthWindFire: Hold up
EarthWindFire: What